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Meet Lumpy

By Anita 31 Comments

If you saw my recent post of homemade chalky paint (click here) then you probably know who Lumpy is.  My first try at homemade chalky paint produced a lumpy paint.  And because that was all I had, I ended up using that paint on this table. When I was finished the table was covered in little plaster of Paris bumps.  I decided to call the table “Lumpy.”

Once I improved my process for making homemade chalky paint, I sanded and repainted Ol’ Lumpy. (To see what I did to fix the problem, click here).  Lumpy looks much better now, in fact, I probably shouldn’t even call him that any more.

little-white-table
He used to look like this.

I used clear Annie Sloan wax and Rugger Brown Fiddes Wax over the paint.  Here are some more views of the finish.

I started out with a family dough bowl on the table but also like these family ironstone pieces here.

Did you notice the platter on top of my shelf?

I found this tucked away at the MIL’s house.  I didn’t even know she had this platter because she had it squirreled away in a back drawer.  I bet she even forgot she had it.  Or maybe she felt it was not worth mentioning, since it is fairly stained.  But I like those age marks.

To see a post on the ironstone in the shelf, click here, and the shelf click here.

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Filed Under: Annie Sloan wax, homemade chalky paint, Ironstone, Project

Comments

  1. Charm Bracelet Diva says

    November 3, 2011 at 00:38

    Love it!

    xoxo
    Kathleen

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  2. Michele Smith says

    November 3, 2011 at 00:40

    Lumpy looks great! I love how you made your own chalk paint. Love the platter too.
    I just saw your comment and I don’t understand why my email address isn’t showing up, you are the third person to mention that. I have checked and rechecked my profile and stuff and I have my email address listed.
    Anywho I would LOVE to see your painting above your stove. Did you find it at TJ Maxx also?
    My email address is jlm4e@hotmail.com.
    Hope you’re doing well!
    Michele

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  3. Ann@A Sentimental Life says

    November 3, 2011 at 00:47

    the table looks wonderful, really looks vintage.

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  4. rkbsnana says

    November 3, 2011 at 01:13

    Love the vintage look

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  5. Honey at 2805 says

    November 3, 2011 at 02:25

    Ole lumpy is looking really good! The vignette is so pretty and I too like you MIL’s platter.

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  6. Peggy says

    November 3, 2011 at 02:28

    Lumpy looks good! Everything looks great out in the country. It was wonderful to spend Saturday with you and the fam! It was the perfect south Texas day.

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  7. Debra @ Common Ground says

    November 3, 2011 at 02:34

    Anita, Lumpy turned out fabulous! He’s really been saved. great job!!

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  8. Ginger Zuck says

    November 3, 2011 at 02:35

    As much as I love the table and the transformation, I love the boots under! I know I am wierd! Love it. Thanks…

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  9. Dumpster Diva says

    November 3, 2011 at 03:40

    After reading your post about “lumpy” I did my own project! Thanks for the tips! I would love for you to share on Dumpster Diva! I am hosting my Linky party #2. Click on over and join the fun!

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  10. Rhonda says

    November 3, 2011 at 04:17

    I love your project. I also love white on white decor. I think your post of how Lumpy was created was humorous. I find myself in those situations many times.
    I am a new follower. Would love it if you would stop over and follow back.

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  11. The White Farmhouse says

    November 3, 2011 at 10:33

    Poor Lumpy! Once you get a nickname it is hard to get rid of it! He looks gorgeous though! I really like how he turned out. I need to get off my lard butt and try out the paint!

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  12. Tracey says

    November 3, 2011 at 11:45

    Love the table… and that platter is gorgeous. Full of character. As for the chalk paint, you were able to teach us through your process so it will be easier for those of us who don’t know how to make chalk paint… thanks for refining the process!

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  13. Doniene says

    November 3, 2011 at 12:06

    As always, enjoy all your stuff!! Absolutely love the platter!!

    Blessings

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  14. Betsy (BB) says

    November 3, 2011 at 12:56

    Anita, Lumpy turned out great! I love this story! Your platter is fantastic too! Isn’t it funny we all love the utensil marks and nicks now?! I guess you MIL thought no one would love the platter due due the imperfections! I love it too!

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  15. Lori @ Katies Rose Cottage Designs says

    November 3, 2011 at 13:16

    You are cracking me up! I love how lumpy came out ~ It is beautiful!

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  16. Penny @ The Comforts of Home/Flea Market Makeovers says

    November 3, 2011 at 13:32

    Lumpy turned out wonderful in the end!

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  17. Christie says

    November 3, 2011 at 14:01

    Hey Anita! I think your paint job is beautiful! I can’t believe I haven’t tried the AS chalk paint yet. I am sure it is coming! This project turned out great! And let me just say that that picnic below is AWESOME! I would camp out there high up in the trees above the sound of the creek below…pure heaven! Your set up is lovely and I am crazy about the ‘camp dishes.’ They are my favorite! Christie

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  18. Robin says

    November 4, 2011 at 00:46

    LOL! I think you should still call him lumpy – it’s fun. Your table looks amazing by the way.

    I’m visiting from over at A Vintage Vine. Love your blog.

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  19. Stephanie says

    November 4, 2011 at 01:55

    That table turned out so great – perfect color! And love that large platter too!

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  20. Kellie Collis says

    November 4, 2011 at 08:49

    These are lovely! Fabulous shabby style! Have a gorgeous end of the week, Kellie xx

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  21. Ashley says

    November 4, 2011 at 13:50

    Hey Anita! I’m your newest follower! LOVE how it turned out. If you have time, please stop by sometime.

    http://www.atobeingcreations.com/

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  22. Honey at 2805 says

    November 5, 2011 at 01:10

    Hi there! I’m dropping back by to say thank you for sharing this at Potpourri Friday!

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  23. Mindo says

    November 5, 2011 at 02:03

    I love Lumpy!

    I”m not a huge fan of traditionally styled wooden furniture in its original state (don’t mean to offend anyone) but chalk paint makes all the difference.

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  24. Christine says

    November 5, 2011 at 06:11

    the table looks great now! I have plaster of paris and paint in my garage and am about to try my own chalk paint. I am going to check out your link on getting rid of lumps right now…..

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  25. Suzann says

    November 6, 2011 at 15:42

    Love how “Lumpy” turned out!!!

    I am a new follower!!!

    Enjoy your day!!!
    Suzann ~xoxo~

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  26. Anonymous says

    November 7, 2011 at 03:01

    I live in New Zealand so sadly no way of getting ASCP here. I made my own chalk paint using calcium carbonate. As with you I was told to try different sources. Eventually I found it (under the name Whiting) at a art supply store. My mum tells me my grandmother used to use it for cleaning?? It worked great. I just gave it a good whisk and added a little water. Once dry I gave it a light sand. Highly recommend this method. Really happy. Only reason I would want ASCP now is for their colours. They appear to have a slightly more authetic aged look – on my computer anyway.

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  27. Mimi says

    November 11, 2011 at 17:10

    You’re right! Lumpy does deserve a new name. How about Handsome!

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  28. Sue says

    November 25, 2011 at 23:19

    Your table turned out wonderfully, Anita and it sure inspires me to take an old Queen Anne table of my own and transform it! I ordered some calcium carbonate from my health foods store- just came in today. After I get my Xmas decorations and all 7 of my trees up, mixing up a batch is in the plans. Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving Day. I’ve been so busy and consequently absent from blogging. Take care! Sue

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  29. Jane says

    October 29, 2016 at 06:24

    Hi Anita,
    I just purchased some Annie Sloan Chalk Paint. I am planning to paint my Mom’s night tables and the sideboard in our dining room. May I ask what color you used on Lumpy? The color is beautiful!
    Cheers
    Jane
    PS Love your website!

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    • Anita says

      October 29, 2016 at 09:36

      That was years ago Jane. I don’t remember. It’s a cream color. Thanks Jane!

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  30. jan says

    October 29, 2016 at 16:32

    Nice … good balance for a “lumpy” piece.
    I’m not seeing the lumps…just see character!

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